Modern Hinglish Cafe

I was chaling on the sadak slowly slowly
and suddenly a car aying from my picchu
and bajaying horn par horn dorn par dorn
But i not huting agee se of car
and car wala thoking me
and hum giring on the road dharam
when i jaga 
i was in haspatal
and my leg was lapta from my body
hum chillaying very loudly
then doctor sahab aying
and saying that
we are sorry your leg is dead
and from that day i liya shapath
that i not chaling slowly slowly sadak par dobara..