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Can't stop laughing...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, ';I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I';ll give it a try';

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself '; I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What 

can happen to me?'; So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room

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Pratap says to himself, ';I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'; So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, '; I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?';

So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ';Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so 

I';d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.';

Calmly, pratap turns to the other candidate and says,

`Kaun zila ghar Padi ho??

The other candidate answers

Chapra, aur Tohar??';
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