Comedy

Fresh stocks of Rajni jokes are here..
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Why does the needle of a Magnetic
compass always point North?
Because Rajnikant lives in south &
nobody dares to point at him...!
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Reporter to Rajnikant: how many
jokes have been made on you till
now?
Rajni: only 1 or 2.
Reporter: only 1 or 2?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are
facts!
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Rajnikanth';s dog';s house has a
signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is
Still Running
----------------------------------                                                Rajnikant participated in 1000 KM
race and obviously he came first But
EINSTEIN died after watching that
Coz ... LIGHT came second...
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Galileo used ';Lamp'; to Study,
Graham bell used ';Candle'; to study,
Shakshpeare studied in ';Street
lights'; But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti
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When Rajnikant was a student! You
can';t guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said
"statue" to a girl... Now that Statue
is know as
"Statue of Liberty"
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Rajinikanth';s calendar goes straight
from March 31st to April 2nd, no one
fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in
the monsoons.... and .... The rain
was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did British leave India in 1947?
Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant
was going to be born in 1948...
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This Msg. is Sent in the Interest of
Humanity- Guys Stop making Jokes
on
Rajnikant or else he will Delete
INTERNET.😄