Hinglish Cafe

Pappu was aying to class in very dara and sahma hua mood
and he pucha to teacher
May i a jau ander sir ji?
Teacher:Why are you so late for class?
Pappu:Sir i was aying to school
And raste me i saw a ladki
she was bahut sunder
so my ankhen was dekhing and ghooring to her
and i not dekhing on the road
so i fasing in kichad(gandagi)
so my byke aur i was in kichad
my bike fas gayi in kichad
no hiling
no duling
bus gho gho karing
and ladki bhi pata nhi kaha gayab ho gying
so i was roing on sadak
and this ghatna bekar karing my time
so i am late