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Showing posts with label Hinglish Cafe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hinglish Cafe. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Hinglish Cafe

 Unknown     04:03     Hinglish Cafe     No comments   

Can't stop laughing...

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, ';I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I';ll give it a try';

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself '; I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What 

can happen to me?'; So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room
.
Pratap says to himself, ';I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?'; So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, '; I do not speak one word of japanese but what do I have to lose?';

So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ';Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so 

I';d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.';

Calmly, pratap turns to the other candidate and says,

`Kaun zila ghar Padi ho??

The other candidate answers

Chapra, aur Tohar??';
ЁЯШГЁЯШГЁЯШГЁЯШГ
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Saturday, 16 August 2014

Hinglish Cafe

 Unknown     11:20     Hinglish Cafe     No comments   

Pappu was aying to class in very dara and sahma hua mood
and he pucha to teacher
May i a jau ander sir ji?
Teacher:Why are you so late for class?
Pappu:Sir i was aying to school
And raste me i saw a ladki
she was bahut sunder
so my ankhen was dekhing and ghooring to her
and i not dekhing on the road
so i fasing in kichad(gandagi)
so my byke aur i was in kichad
my bike fas gayi in kichad
no hiling
no duling
bus gho gho karing
and ladki bhi pata nhi kaha gayab ho gying
so i was roing on sadak
and this ghatna bekar karing my time
so i am late
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Thursday, 14 August 2014

Hinglish Cafe

 Unknown     09:21     Hinglish Cafe     No comments   

Today i was aying from bazar
and on the sadak i mila ek old dost
he was dikhing bahut ganda
i pucha to him why tumhari dasha is like this
He said bhai this dasha is from my bachpan
Then i kaha to him good bye my dost of bachpan
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Modern Hinglish Cafe

 Unknown     04:10     Hinglish Cafe     No comments   

I was chaling on the sadak slowly slowly
and suddenly a car aying from my picchu
and bajaying horn par horn dorn par dorn
But i not huting agee se of car
and car wala thoking me
and hum giring on the road dharam
when i jaga 
i was in haspatal
and my leg was lapta from my body
hum chillaying very loudly
then doctor sahab aying
and saying that
we are sorry your leg is dead
and from that day i liya shapath
that i not chaling slowly slowly sadak par dobara..
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Modern Hinglish Cafe

 Unknown     03:16     Hinglish Cafe     No comments   


Aj i am jaing for ghooming,
kya you also chaling mere sath
bahut maja aying with me.




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