Jokes

Co-pilot was welcoming
the passengers on a plane
shortly after take off :

Thank u for flying with us
this morning. The weather is..
Then suddenly he
starts screaming while he is
still on the loud speakers ..
Oh my God. OMG! OMG !
This is going to hurt
.. Its burning !

A ghostly Silence reigned
He gets back on the mike
talking to the passengers :
I sincerely apologise
for the incident but the
air hostess just dropped
a very hot cup of coffee
on my lap...u should see
my pants from the front !

One passenger replies :
Y don't you come here & C
Our PANTS FROM BEHIND !