Jokes

Girlfriend:Janu kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend:Kuch nahi bus shaving kar raha hu.
After 1 hour 
Girlfriend:Janu kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend:Kuch nahi bus shaving kar raha hu.
After 3 hour
Girlfriend:Janu kya kar rahe ho?
Boyfriend:Kuch nahi bus shaving kar raha hu.
Girlfriend(gusse me): Janu tum din me kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boyfriend: mai to din me 20-30 bar shave karta hu.
Girlfriend: Pagal ho kya?
Boyfriend: mai to barber(nai) hu.