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Saturday, 2 May 2015

The life of an employee

 Earthcare Foundation NGO     21:39     Comedy, Employee, Entertainment, GirlFriend     No comments   

When you see a fully shaved,formally dressed smart guy,standing with his bag, waiting for bus at bus stop. And he is also staring the girls passing through him.Then you can guess that guy to be a employed man with no girlfriend who is searching for any girl to be his girlfriend.Anyhow he has not any girlfriend till now.Can you guess why?
I have seen a lot of scenarios in which guys have behaved like dumb and was failed to impress a girl.
Scenario 1:

In this scenario a girl likes a guy.She is observing him for more than two months and guy also know that she is observing him.But he has no guts to go to that girl and talk to her.So one day girl comes to that guy.

Girl:Hey what is your name?
Guy: Ravi and What is your name?
Girl: Sonika,Can we go for coffee?
Guy:No,actually I am getting late for my office.
Girl:Ok,no problem
She just left that place.
What do you think about above scenario?
I think it was the dumbest idea.

Scenario 2:

I have also seen some guys who are little bit intelligent.Again suppose the above scenario:

girl comes to that guy.
Girl:Hey what is your name?
Guy:Ravi and What is your name?
Girl:Sonika.Can we go for coffee?
Guy:Yes,We can go for it.
Guy and that girl went to that coffee shop.They talked for sometime.
Girl:Hey do you like watching movies?
Guy:Yes,Who on this earth doesn't like movies?
Girl:Which type of movies you like?
Guy:I like horror movies and action movies.I have seen recently wrong turn.
Girl:Do you like love stories?
Guy:No,I don't like love stories.
Girl:Ok,No problem.
She left the place.
Now what do you think,Was the guy dumb?
I will say yes.

Scenario 3:

This guy is more intelligent then the guy in scenario 2.Again suppose the above scenario:

girl comes to that guy.
Girl:Hey what is your name?
Guy:Ravi and What is your name?
Girl:Sonika.Can we go for coffee?
Guy:Yes,We can go for it.
Guy and that girl went to that coffee shop.They talked for sometime.
Girl:Hey do you like watching movies?
Guy:Yes,Who on this earth doesn't like movies?
Girl:Which type of movies you like?
Guy:I like love stories.Recently I have seen many love stories.Specially I love bollywood love stories.
Girl:Nice,I also like love stories.What is plan for this weekend?
Guy:Nothing important.
Girl:Can we go for movie?
Guy:Yes,No problem.
Girl:Ok,meet you on Sunday at 10 am at Phoenix mall.
Guy:Ok.
Then they left.Guy was very happy because somehow he has a girl how can be his girlfriend if everything will go well.
On Friday,Guy receives a call form his friend for his birthday invitation on Saturday.He accepts the invitation of birthday party.He goes to attend the birthday party,there he meets many old friends.They are enjoying the party with drinks,dancing and in many more ways and guy forgot the next day planning of movie with that girl.He has drunk so much so he cannot go there next morning.Now on Monday girl meets him at bus stop and said I was waiting for you for movie and u didn't come.Go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
So what do you think ,was the guy dumb?
I say little bit.

Scenario 4:

This guy is more intelligent then the guy in scenario 3.Again suppose the above scenario:

girl comes to that guy.
Girl:Hey what is your name?
Guy:Ravi and What is your name?
Girl:Sonika.Can we go for coffee?
Guy:Yes,We can go for it.
Guy and that girl went to that coffee shop.They talked for sometime.
Girl:Hey do you like watching movies?
Guy:Yes,Who on this earth doesn't like movies?
Girl:Which type of movies you like?
Guy:I like love stories.Recently I have seen many love stories.Specially I love bollywood love stories.
Girl:Nice,I also like love stories.What is plan for this weekend?
Guy:Nothing important.
Girl:Can we go for movie?
Guy:Yes,No problem.
Girl:Ok,meet you on Sunday at 10 am at Phoenix mall.
Guy:Ok.
On Sunday they meet and go for movie.From there on they are roaming here and there and now this guy has girlfriend.He is enjoying his life in great way.

So that is the stories of a guys,among which some are successful and some are not.But according to me it is very difficult for an employee to have a girlfriend because most of his life is spend in his office then how is he supposed to give his time to his girlfriend.So if by luck any employee has any girlfriends then she will leave him after sometime because he will not able to give his time to his girlfriend.The guys who are jobless are having more than one girlfriends because they have a lot of time to spend with girls in fact they are 24 hours free to chat with them,to roam with them.


So try to understand the feelings of an employee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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