Comedy Posts

A Lawyer was not getting any cases even after two years of his practice so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote
outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.

A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the Lawyer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.

He says to the Lawyer :
I cant feel any taste on my tongue...

Lawyer asks the Nurse to put few
drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
The Lawyer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.

The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.

After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor :  I';ve lost my memory.
Lawyer : Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
C. DOCTOR : Wait but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Lawyer : Congratulations your memory is back.

Moral: Don';t try to be over-smart with Lawyers...