Comedy Posts

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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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 Pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani
Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.

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 Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
 Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

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A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
 He dials wrong number.
 Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.  

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Girlfriend: Janu tum din me kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boyfriend: mai to din me 20-30 bar shave karta hu.
Girlfriend: Pagal ho kya?
 Boyfriend: mai to barber(nai) hu.